Oh Captain, my Captain!

Shiver me timbers, Habbos!

This morning I found a nasty surprise on my wall. A sticky note from the Habbo HQ Furni Warehouse, communicating that the brand new rare I had been begging for for such a long time has gone missing! 

After this terrible realization, my pet dog came holding another sticky that I will publish below:

Ahoy! 

In case you’re wondering where your precious rares have ended, well... stop wondering.

My name is Captain Murphy. My Crew is Da Law. We are... yeah, you got it right. Murphy’s Law is the name, piracy is the game. Me and my Crew follow the old school, the eternal laws of plunder and pillage. We sail the infinite Pixel Seas in our ship asking nothing from Habbo, and taking what we want, whenever we want!

Some Habbos think we bring bad luck. Yes, we do. To THEM. What do I want? I want everything you and your poor little Habbo friends have. I want you to walk the plank, can you dig it? I’m a ghost now. Find me and the rare, if you can.

Arrr!

- Captain Murphy and his Law

Now you understand – this scumbag, this “pirate”, has somehow stolen my new rare. MY rare! Ehm, I meant... our rare, sorry.

Over the next few weeks, we’ll be fixing this. Together.

- The Flying Tubman