The most handsome couple on board are, or perhaps we should say WERE, Cleopatrax and Strongcaesar. They were just such a nice couple until your friend PompeiusXV gazed longingly into Cleopatrax’s eyes, and she returned the gaze. Needless to say, Strongcaesar was not amused AT ALL. Tears and quarrels are certainly not what you had in mind for this holiday. We want to know: can YOU turn the tide and resolve this before it escalates into all-out romantic warfare?
